sirenofdestruction:

Anything for Selenaaa

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Oh

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alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

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shiporsink:

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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kushandwizdom:

I visited the 9/11 memorial last year and was shocked that I had to PAY to get in and then HAD to walk through the gift shop to leave, I actually felt sick. People were murdered there, and now they’re selling fridge magnets.
Let that all sink in.

heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes here
expensive-bitches:

inspire 

y3sh0m0:

supermoclel:

matesprit:

vine trends that need to stop:

  • screaming in public places
  • white people saying nigga
  • scaring/hurting animals
  • making people uncomfortable on purpose to try and be awkward
  • harassing the homeless

disrespecting your mother

harassing people who work in the customer service industry

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